Tuckaway Tips Marinade

Ingredients

¼ Cup mustard seeds

– ⅓ Cup paprika

– 2 Cups of sunshine from a breezy afternoon

– 3 Cups of olive oil

– 1 A-list action hero. My wife prefers Thor, but anyone will do

– 4 Tablespoons of Oregano

– 2 ½ Unicorns (de-horned to remove bitterness)

– 5 Tablespoons of white vinegar

– 1 Struggling ameteur comedian, because the recipe is no joke

– And a pinch of all things good on this earth

– Salt & Pepper to taste

Directions

When making the marinade it’s important to mix thoroughly with a food processor or blender. We recommend massaging the tips first and loosening up with a bottle of Chianti. Let the steak tips sit for at least 12 hours so the marinade has time to work it’s magic. Good luck, and enjoy!

More Info

Servings / Yield: Unspecified
Prep Time: Unspecified   /   Total Time: Unspecified
Category: Sauces & Marinades
Keywords: steak tips marinade